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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 04:36:52 -0500

How to find out who your REAL patron troll is!

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 04:25:17 -0500

edscutechibigirl:

hail-meulin:

gbshomestuck:

I’m here to tell you how to find your ~ACTUAL~ patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn’t his patron troll, it’s Vriska.
Here’s why~
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who’s the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah stallion!

Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-2. And together 121. 1+2+2= 4. Who’s the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade’s patron troll is Karkat.
Rose:
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose’s patron troll.
Dave:
Dave:
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave’s patron troll.
Woah stallion, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid’s birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is September 21, so 9-21, 921, 9+2+1=12. Thus my patron is Feferi.
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it’s 1.6 or higher, it’s Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
Anywayyy, thanks for reading. Just, the whole “I’m a Virgo thus my patron is Kanaya” thing is one of my pet peeves!
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi

my real patron troll is Eridan are u fuckin serious

I guess my real patron troll is Nepeta then (which is fine by me even though I do love Aradia)

Wow I’m a Scorpio and my “real” patron troll is Aradia

and if you knew me (especially with my god tier title) that is 23948234973% fitting like hoLY SHIT.

I’m a capricorn and my real patron troll is Terezi

I love TZ

nyarawr: (=^•ω•^=)

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 04:19:43 -0500

nyarawr:

(=^•ω•^=)

pocketwatchesarefuckingsweet: Me: I think I’m just going to wing it when I make Russia’s...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 04:15:00 -0500

pocketwatchesarefuckingsweet:

Me: I think I’m just going to wing it when I make Russia’s coat.

Ryon: I think you should make it out of curtains, Iron curtains.

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans: leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans: leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejean...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:27:27 -0500

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

my dad came home from work with a 4hooftall stuffed banana

and i mean my dad’s a software engineer

so all in all this is highly suspicious

i asked my dad about the banana and

apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do “paired programming” except there’s an odd number of engingeers

sosomeponygets paired with the banana

notsajme: I’m sorry, i just want this on my blog blog again.

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:24:42 -0500

notsajme:

I’m sorry, i just want this on my blog blog again.

fantasticfakemon: The best eeveelutions I have ever...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 21:31:59 -0500

fantasticfakemon:

The best eeveelutions I have ever seen.

Normal, Dragon, Fighting, Ground, Poison, Flying, Bug, Rock, Ghost, Steel.

Source.

why can’t fakemon be real…?

cattheterrible: homestuck-secrets: I love you. source...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 20:27:06 -0500

cattheterrible:

homestuck-secrets:

I love you.

source {x/x/x/x/x/x}

You guys are some of the only friends I have within a thousand miles.

whereismana: I never thought I’d see you again.

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 20:27:00 -0500

whereismana:

I never thought I’d see you again.

kazztou: Philosopher’s Stone.. otherwise pretty accurate.

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 20:20:41 -0500

kazztou:

Philosopher’s Stone.. otherwise pretty accurate.

rainbrocrash: potato

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 20:04:22 -0500

rainbrocrash:

potato

4gifs: Baby reacts to fireworks

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:59:26 -0500

4gifs:

Baby reacts to fireworks

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Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:57:43 -0500

make-up-is-an-art: Blue lips, blue veins.

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:52:38 -0500

make-up-is-an-art:

Blue lips, blue veins.

cocoraccoon: thefuninfuneral: jinntantei: darthfranny: kevins...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:51:24 -0500

cocoraccoon:

thefuninfuneral:

jinntantei:

darthfranny:

kevinsano:

She’s so bouncy ;_;

Dawwww

she’s like a cat

FUCK THAT’S THE CUTEST THING

am i the only one that just

sauntering-vaguely-downwards: You can love someone and not be dating. You can love someone and not...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:49:54 -0500

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

You can love someone and not be dating.

You can love someone and not want to date them.

You can love someone and have no romantic interest in them what so ever.

You can love someone without sleeping with them.

You can love someone without wanting to sleep with them.

You can love someone without any sexual desire what so ever.

Love is not only for lovers.

cummmberbatch: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:49:41 -0500

cummmberbatch:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

~~Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city!~~

SIGNAL BOOST!! THIS IS NOT TRUE. IF YOU DO THIS, YOU ASSAILANT WILL MOST LIKELY HURT YOU (OR WORSE) FOR DELIBERATELY PUTTING IN THE WRONG PIN. MY MOM HAS WORKED AT A BANK FOR OVER 30 YEARS AND SHE HAS CONFIRMED THAT THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS!!! YOUR BEST OPTION IS TO TAKE OUT MONEY, GIVE IT TO THE PERSON, GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIM FOR IDENTITY MARKERS I.E. SCARS, TATTOOS, ETC AND THEN GO TO THE POLICE.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT TRUE STOP SPREADING THIS YOU ARE ENDANGERING YOUR FOLLOWERS AND FRIENDS BY TELLING THEM THIS.

hipsterhomestuck: a soft grunge blog just reblogged this we...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:47:01 -0500

hipsterhomestuck:

a soft grunge blog just reblogged this

we have truly done it, homestuck is hipster now

I have proof

thank u based god

manafromheaven: madisonletoast: Oh, same SAME

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:45:46 -0500

manafromheaven:

madisonletoast:

Oh, same

SAME

putasokkainyourmouth: Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time. especially when...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:44:41 -0500

putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

especially when they have a stronger accent than you anticipated.